#ios btw

[smilesobrien]

prev reminded me- my phone handles transparent gifs really bad

like REALLY BAD

[loversveil]

is the tumblr app draining anyone else’s battery like crazy the last couple days

[toobusybeingdelulu]

Max is literally so me because I too would have risked it all just for the chance of getting a glimpse of some gossip between my brother and the boy he won’t shut the fuck up about

And in runaway max it’s even funnier considering that in this scene her thought process is basically: “well they are talking, and maybe it’s about me, but maybe not actually, because they are looking at each other like they have something much more sinister going on”

[archfey-edda]

Seeing old ghosts.

Just had a random 2am idea and wanted to doodle it.

[the-io-collective]

okay hi gonna state smth rq that i think sysblr needs to hear (for context, i've been in IRL queer spaces for damn near a decade)

"can trans men be lesbians" sure. i don't give a fuck. if he wants to call himself a lesbian, cool.

"but! that's implying that trans men are different than cis men!!" yeah. if a trans man, based on his lived experience, wants to call himself a dyke? coolio. there's 50 y/o lesbians who realize they're trans men and still call themselves lesbians, a lot of the time bc they've been lesbians and been in those spaces for longer than most of y'all have been alive. if he's a dyke on a bike, let him be a dyke on a bike.

kill the identity cop in your head. if he wants to call himself a lesbian because that matches his lived experience, who the fuck are any of us to stop him?

the 60 year old dyke who lived through fighting for maridge rights and public indecency laws does not give a shit what someone on tumblr thinks. queerness isn't always going to fit in neat little boxes and some of y'all need to come to terms with that.

(p.s. i've read a lot of the writings of lesbian activists from the 70s and 80s. our elders do not give a flying fuck)

[cartoonishly]

New video! Even the world’s deadliest assassin has a morning routine. Get ready with Agent 47 as he shares his secret to success 🌄⏰🔫

[zecoritheweirdone]

another art dump! because i am horrible at keeping up with posting art! ft. a ghost in the code haunting a fae and a monkey respectively, doovid and his shoulder demon and angel, a lil space boy suffering under a curse, my attempts at turning all of avid's songs into music discs,, and a couple of other doodles!

[tavs-brainworm]

Got something NASTY cooking for my fellow sub!Ascended Astarion enjoyers, and I'm finally far enough into it that I feel comfy posting a preview. There's no telling when it'll be finished but I'm just frothing at the mouth to share it.

More under the cut (~750 words) for those of you who want to read about two deeply pathetic people having terrible sex. Enjoy.

** Quick note: There's nothing too crazy in this preview (just a little blood and orgasm denial), but keep in mind that the full version will come with a very long list of content warnings, including blurry consent and ptsd flashbacks. Unfortunately my Tav is a bad person and subsequently a bad dom. ** Btw Io rhymes with Leo **

Astarion squirms, pushing against her finger and the warm hand on his hip to communicate his frustration, but Io’s touch remains measured and pianissimo and not enough. Her humming ends in a melodic chuckle.

“I’m not neglecting you, am I, love?”

Astarion huffs and drawls sarcastically, “Oh, don’t mind me, darling. You said this would be your pleasure, remember?”

Another laugh and the finger withdraws from him completely. Astarion grinds his teeth to keep a whine from slipping out.

“And everything that is mine is firstly yours, is it not?” She leans over to pour more oil in her hands, rubbing them together to warm it. “I’m yours to command, always. If this isn’t to your liking then, by all means, turn me over and fuck me however it pleases you.”

Astarion’s teeth grind harder as Io gives the tip of his cock a chaste kiss, and her finger returns to its leisurely massaging of his hole. Her offer is… tempting. It was surely meant as a taunt. Astarion knows that Io would, in fact, be more than happy to play pillow princess for the rest of the night if that was what he wanted from her, and, often, it is.

But that’s not what he wants tonight. Astarion can admit to himself that he’s come to crave this kind of attention from her, and it’s been too long since the last time she offered this.

“You would try to trick me into doing all the work, wouldn’t you, you greedy little thing?”

Io grins toothily up at him, and Astarion thinks he might have told the little devil exactly what she wanted to hear. “Don’t you worry, love,” she says, finally, finally, pressing into him for real, and Astarion lets out a sigh of release. “I know what you need.”

Io pumps her finger in and out of him, slowly, not yet going for his spot. She wraps the fingers of her other hand around his cock, pumping him there, too.

Astarion sighs blissfully, sinking further into the sheets. Io’s touch is skilled and confident, but not like his. Fingers trained to draw sound from string, not bodies, and the working of her hands is rhythmic and deliberate, in and out, up and down. A second finger joins her first inside him, the two of them pumping a steady rhythm and just barely teasing the edge of his prostate, feather light pressure that makes Astarion’s breath come hard and his hands clench into fists around their silk sheets.

A bead of precum dribbles out of him and – Gods, he should’ve asked for this sooner, it’s not like Io has ever told him no – she swipes over it with her thumb, adding his slick to the oil before Astarion can think too hard about how worked up he is over so little.

“Beautiful, just beautiful,” she coos, moving up to kiss him on the mouth. The praise and the thick curtains of her hair fall around him like a pleasant haze, and Astarion wraps a hand gently around her throat to keep her close.

At last, Io drags her fingers hard over his spot and Astarion moans unabashedly into her mouth where she devours it, kissing him so hard that fangs gnash into flesh and they taste the mixing of their blood. Io whines, chasing the taste of him, and Astarion’s grip on her throat tightens in tandem with hers on his cock, and, for a moment, it seems things might be nearing their end mournfully soon as Astarion can’t help but to buck his hips up into her grasp and grind down on her fingers caressing the inside of him, over and over and over, his pleasure bubbling up from his throat and from his cock and it’s so good, Io is so, so perfect, so good for him, so-

The hand on his cock stops. Io clamps firmly around the base of him and withdraws her fingers. The moan halfway out of Astarion’s throat ends reedy and high-pitched as his hips buck against the cruel grasp, chasing a climax now hopelessly out of reach. Frustration keeps his grip tight around Io’s throat, but when Astarion opens his eyes, she looks no worse for wear. She stares at him hungrily, licking the blood smeared on her lips.

[plutonious]

gay people save me. gay people will get me through this

[scarapanna]

Little blue-eyed beast, wanna squish its face and keep it in a little terrarium. Feed it bugs and severed fingers. I'm gonna name it Bluey, cause it doesn't look anything like shadows or milk.

One Bluey coming up!!

Remember to be careful when handling it!! Might bite if it gets too feisty

[sentience-if]

I freaking love sentience and I stumbled upon it ereyesterday and ooghhh

this has changed me and I will be so normal about it

also I love and hate how this is seemingly the only interactive story that doesnt do the bare minimum on pronouns, either i havent noticed or something but Im not stuck with he/she/them, good pronouns dont get me wrong but, i love its/its but i dont think thats whats used, amazing third option that dances in the dark and avoids pronouns is much prefered if it isnt an option over they/them and I thank you for it

Now I feel like I have to double check.

thank you!

-Kel Io

(yes I shall leave multiple asks if that is ok and I hope me being totally normal about this story is ok too)

hello hello welcome to the rat cave please leave as many asks as you have in ur brain

It's actually been shocking to me how little I've had to code in pronouns for Io. I guess it's mostly a product of 2nd person POV but Io also has several moments of depersonalization so there's that I suppose

Pretty sure the only usage of it/its so far has been for Guinefort and the God Beneath, and Guine will switch to they/them once they're properly introduced. But I definitely want to include a moment in the future where Io can change pronouns, including to it/its. Just not sure where to place it just yet

[crystalleoi]

>B/

[hotarufutaba]

smiiiiles and twirls around yaaaay

[the-io-collective]

how to get the system's insomniac tween to go to bed no borax no glue and i don't have time to invent headspace chloroform (♠️)

[telestoapologist]

Positivity time! What are y’all’s top fav Destiny locations? My three go-to’s are

Titan

Riis Reborn, Europa

Neptune/Neomuna

edit: oh! it appears a lot of people are missing the tags! y'all are more than welcome to add more than three if you'd like 💖 i just put three to keep it simple and not make the post too big!